“Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.” -Ron Swanson #fitness #woodcutting #lumberjack #axe #woodsplitting #staydangerous
“I Wumbo, You Wumbo, He, She, We Wumbo. Wumboing, Wumbology, the Study of Wumbo!” - Patrick Star
#spongebob #areyouready #ayeayecaptain #crunch #fitness #workout #pickthingsupandputthemdown #weight #weightlifting #stronk #stream #streamer #veteran #army
Somebody tell #elonmusk I need my board back next trip he sends up. I know you champs @spacex got my back 🤣
#zapskimboards #skim #skimboard #skimboarding #surf #surfing #steez #steezy #90s
By next year I’ll be competition ready, be on the look out @zapskimboards .. And next month when I have that Raptor 🤩
#pitvipersunglasses @pit_viper
#zapskimboards #skurf #skurfing
#skim #skimboard #skimboarding #surf #surfing #steez #steezy #90s
@mrzogssexwax there just isn’t a substitution for that good, good #sexwax
#mrzogssexwax #mrzog @sexwaxofficial #pitvipersunglasses @pit_viper
#zapskimboards @zapskimboards
#skim #skimboard #skimboarding #surf #surfing #steez #steezy #90s
Can’t wait to finish my collection with that Raptor…. 🔥
#lfg #zapskimboards @zapskimboards
#skim #skimboard #skimboarding #surf #surfing #steez #steezy #90s
“Oh, thanks bro, I didn't know you even saw that.” -Johnny Kapahaala
#pitvipersunglasses
#zapskimboards #johnnytsunami
#skim #skimboard #skimboarding #surf #surfing #steez #steezy #90s
This is where you tell me that 'locals rule,' and that yuppie insects like me shouldn't be surfing the break, right?"
-Johnny Utah
#pitvipersunglasses
#zapskimboards @zapskimboards
#skim #skimboard #skimboarding #surf #surfing #steez #steezy #90s
“Im not superstitious, but I am a little stitious” -Michael Scott
#theoffice #michaelscott #mrzogssexwax @mrzogssexwax @sexwaxofficial
#pitvipersunglasses @pit_viper
#zapskimboards @zapskimboards
#skim #skimboard #skimboarding #surf #surfing #steez #steezy #90shiphop
“Smack the lip *wahpow”, drop in say *blahhhww*, and just get pitted”
#pitvipersunglasses @pit_viper
#zapskimboards @zapskimboards
#skim #skimboard #skimboarding #surf #surfing #steez #steezy #90s
He said “Be ye angels?”
And we said “Nay, we are but men.”
- @tenaciousd
#pitvipersunglasses @pit_viper
#zapskimboards @zapskimboards
#skim #skimboard #skimboarding #surf #surfing #steez #steezy #90s #beach #goodvibes